What is your shipping policy?
We ship via USPS Priority Mail to the United States. The Rates are as follows:
All orders ship with delivery confirmation.
Canadian orders use the same rate chart above, and those orders are sent out via airmail. Canadian customers who prefer Global Priority Mail can use the international order form.
International orders are shipped via Global Priority Mail ($9) or airmail ($6.60). The cost of shipping for each additional item is $3. Bulk orders can get reduced shipping.
Do you accept bulk orders? Is there a discount?
Yes, we do take bulk orders. We give a discount on shirts for orders of a dozen or more pieces, and an additional discount for orders over 30. Shipping on bulk orders is $13 for US customers. International customers can get reduced shipping for 5 or more items.
How long will it take before I receive my shirts?
Almost all orders for in-stock items are shipped out within 24 hours. Domestic mail takes between 1 - 5 days for delivery, with the average time being 2 - 3 days. International orders should arrive within a week.
I don't have/don't want to use Paypal. Can I pay using another method?
Sure. Talk to us and arrange a payment by money order or well-concealed cash.
We're in the t-shirt selling business, not the spamming business. We don't sell of transfer your information to anyone, although PayPal will receive all of your information for billing purposes. We use your name and mailing address soley to ship your order. We use your email address to send you notifications about your order and, from time to time, information about new products. Our payments are handled by PayPal, so we never see your credit card information.
I know what size I am in a regular t-shirt, but what about these American Apparel Ts?
If you're a large in a Gildan/Hanes/Friut of the Loom t-shirt, you could wear a large AA. The difference is that the AA Ts are more form-fitting, with the material being a bit stretchy. If you don't want it to form-fit, order one size higher.
|AA2001, Standard Jersey
||Snakes, Snakes Special, Snakes Stealth, Monkey, Artist|
||Mainframes, Lightning Round, Party Dude|
|AA2102, Ladies' Jersey
||Snakes, Snakes Special, Snakes Love|
||Snakes, Snakes Love|
I'm supersized/microsized. Can I get XXXL or XXS?
Talk to us and we'll make sure your size ends up in the next batch.
Is there a special way I have to wash these shirts?
Flip 'em inside-out and wash in cold to keep the quality best.
What about shrinkage?
All the shirts are cotton, so they'll shrink. Not to the point where they won't fit, but if you don't like the way a shrunk shirt feels, order one size up. Anvil and Gildan preshrunk shirts are, uh, preshrunk. Don't worry about those.
I don't like the color shirt for design X. Can I get an X shirt in a different color?
By offering only one color shirt per design, we keep a smaller inventory and therefore lower costs. You can however order a custom color and we'll include it in the next run of shirts. Contact us about the other colors available. Cost for a custom color shirt is an additional $5 over the standard price.
Did you hire a poet to write your slogan (shirts for people)?
The slogan was actually formed when there as a misunderstanding in a conversation:
And thus it was so. The world need not be confused any longer.
Like.... shirts for people?
Yes, shirts for people.
Why does your shopping cart (upper-right) have two handles?
So it can be pushed both ways, duh.